hoagie slap


the male act of hitting another with one’s genetalia, incorporating the p-n-s, or p-n-s and scr-t-m, in either an act of foreplay or jest.
girl, he hoagie slapped so hard, i got a mushroom-shaped bruise on my forehead.
another term for a c-ck slap
i gave my girl a hoagie slap as part of foreplay.

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