Hoard Diving
the act of diving into someone’s h–rd. usually for fun or profit.
similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it’s a private residence packed full of cr-p.
pedro went h–rd diving in valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.
rescuers had to h–rd dive to get to the fat old man buried under his h–rd.
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