Hoarder


(adj) a word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack any and everything becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

a nicely put word than pack rat.

these people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, p–p, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don’t know what to do with themselves.
mich-lle: h-llo? gary? are you there?
gary: hey, i’m over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

boy: dang girl! how many shoes do you have up in this closet?
girl: oh i only have12 here, you should see my garage, i have about 300 there, but don’t worry they are all in boxes.
boy: girl you’re a h–rder of shoes.
4 more definitions
h–rders: a tv show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.
mother: ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

ralph: -flips to h–rders episode-

mother: oh my word! well, ralph, i suppose i ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn’t look like that.
poor, usually fat people who collect useless items and store them in their home until its overflowing with stuff and they cant even live.
there a shows on tv about h–rders.
b-tches who don’t know when to get rid of absolutely useless sh-t that they own. they tend to defend their possesions by saying that they “need” the material possesions.
james has a dead cat in his house, but he doesn’t get rid of it because he may “need” it. h–rders like james are crazy b-tches.
a mully b-st-rd that keeps everything and refuses to part with anything.
that davie cooan, he’s a smelly b-st-rd h–rder. he wouldn’t throw a sh-te away

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