Hob Job


when you recieve a bl-w j-b and a hand job at the same time.
joey’s girlfriend gives one sick hob job!
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a handjob and bl-wj-b at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (i wish)
getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
guy 1: dude i just got the best handy from your sister.

guy 2: how is that possible? she has no arms…
guy 1: team hobjob!
when a person hobbles around giving a bl-wj-b.
lady gaga is great at giving hobjobs!
one who can float in very small sinks.
yo kyle u wanna chill 2day…nah im busy hob jobbin.
one who can float in very small sinks…
woooow were u just hob jobing in that sink???
a hobjob is when a male or female shoves a hobn-b up another womans v-g-n-,therefore experincing great pleasure!
some even say ‘it renacts child birth’
(make sure you don’t put it back in your buscuit tin!)
omg he just gave me the greatest hobjob ever!

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