Hob Nob Goblin
found in the hunting realm of big river management area in rhode island. these goblins are the smaller version of the hob n-b sn-b n-b goblins. they do goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) when hunting in big river, hunters must take them into consideration. when seen, they must be shot instantly. if not, the hunters risk the chances of becoming hob n-b food. with bears increasingly moving into the area, the department of environmental management (ridem) hopes that the goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. if not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
“hey, i shot a 8 pt buck in big river today, but a hob n-b goblin got it when i was getting out of the tree stand. it was scary!”
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