Hobbit Day
the practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. this phrase is inspired by j.r.r. tolkien’s the hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.
i’ve been a good boy all week, but sat-rday is my hobbit day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.
i haven’t eaten a carb in weeks, but i’m going to get my hobbit on come sat-rday.
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