hobbit porn


what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian p-rn like the rest of us.
guy1: man, wanna watch some hobbit p-rn? i’ve got lord of the rubber rings here! guy2: you know it!

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    an obsession with f-cking hobos, any way you want it. cause that’s the way you need it (at least when you’re a hobofornifeliac, that is). johnny mcjoejoecakes’ had long ago shown the symptoms of hobofornifelia, as evidenced by the pungent booze stink that always clung to him after f-cking hobos wildly in back alleys littered […]

  • hoggar

    resembling an imposing 2-seater buggy, the peugeot hoggar looks avant-garde and unreal at first sight. the hoggar is a sports car for extreme conditions, with two seats and two up to the minute power trains deployed transversally, one at the front, the other at the rear, giving it the attributes of a 4-wheel drive vehicle. […]

  • Rusty Trunk

    1)a nasty un-wiped dirty bottom. 2)what happens to the trunk of the male p-n-s as a result of intense -n-l s-x and or during the menstrual cycle. yo, that b-tch has a rusty trunk. i banged this girl last night at that party. she didn’t tell me she had her period, now i got a […]

  • homblrbook

    the act of using facebook doing homework and using tumblr. a typical teenagers routine after school usually done simultaneously and “like a ninja” to avoid your parent’s lectures. whats up ? nothing much just homblrbooking i homblrbooked last night like a boss

  • homotransparent

    someone who is obviously gay that bloke over there wearing pink hotpants and blue hair in a bizzare sideparting either watches too much mission hill or is just highly h-m-transparent.


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