hobblecock


1. a p-n-s with one t-st-cl- greatly smaller than the other

2. the s-xual act of driving down a b-mpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans c-ck; requiring much less effort than conventional s-x due to the unpaved/ b-mpy road
jim and susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblec-ck

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