hobbler


noun: one who hobbles
verb: to act sk-nky in an efficient manner.
that poo-put b-tch will hobble your c-ck in the alley
fifty year-old or older male who wears rubber, neopreen, or leather suits with harnesses tightly on their body. usually these suits are a little too tight in the crotch area.
“check out that 60 year old man wearing brown neoprene waders!”
“hobblers wear their hobbles a mite high.”
“i think i’ll go throw up now because i just saw a hobbler.”
“i love hobblers!’
someone who breaks peoples legs on purpose. he/she usually works for the mob, collecting money.
you better pay up john, or you’ll get a visit from the hobbler.

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