Hobblesucked


when you’re so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you’re hobbling along, trying not to show it.
“g-d, what a bad first date it was. there i was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden i began to hobblesuck!”

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