Hobby-Lobbying


to willfully and voluntarily date and have s-x with a woman that has confirmed stds, specifically herpes. usually because she is very beautiful or s-xually voracious.
hobby lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
tom: “what are you doing tonight, bro?”

boyd: “man, i’m gonna go see sarah.”

tom: “wait! … the one that told you she had herpes?!?”

boyd: “dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that.”

tom: “whatever man, have fun hobby-lobbying. just make sure to wear a rubber.”
to willfully and voluntarily date and have s-x with a woman that has confirmed stds, specifically herpes. usually because she is very beautiful or s-xually voracious.
hobby lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
tom: “what are you doing tonight, bro?”

boyd: “man, i’m gonna go see kayleen.”

tom: “wait! … the one that told you she had herpes?!?”

boyd: “dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that.”

tom: “whatever man, have fun hobby-lobbying. just make sure to wear a rubber.”

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