Hobbywinkle


to receive f-ll-t– from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; to have one’s p-n-s licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).
good day to you, my pedigree chum. for what reason do you find yourself carrying that yellow pages telephone directory?

tally ho, i hope to insert my long johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? very good.

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