Hobe


abbreviation of “ho bag;” can be used as either a term of endearment or combined with “pros” (short for prost-tute; pr-nounced “pross”) to become the ultimate insult. (only applies to females; for the male version, see “hobe-lover”).
“hey hobe! i’ll share my sweet potato fries with you!”

or

“you’re a size 20 hobe-pros!”
6 more definitions
a small creature, that carries diseases such as people obsessing and general gayness. every group has one
(:
omg stop being such a m-f–ing hobe
one who performs action or presents themselves on a very hobolike or poor and unprofessional manner
dude that guy wired this panel totally hobes
a small creature, that carries diseases such as people obsessing and general gayness. every group has one
(:
omg stop being such a m-f–ing hobe
abrieviation of hobo. a homeless person
‘there are too many hobes in this town’
a person that sits inside and m-st-rb-t-s all day and has no freinds becaus they are either too quite or a geek.
you stupid hobe, no wonder you have no freinds.
a person who stays inside and m-st-rb-t-s and never makes any freinds becaus they are either too quiet or a geek
you stupid hobe! no wonder you have no freinds.

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