hobese
an obese wh-r-. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed
d-mn gurl, look at that hobese!
gurl please…that’s a hobese walkin down the street right there!
adj.
a person who is so much a ho it is hazardous to one’s health.
an obscene state of obesity mixed with the element of sk-nk.
see hobesity
that man can only be described as hobese.
katie is so hobese that if she wears shorts they turn into a thong.
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