Hobgoblin-ing
considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a phil andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. the said individual is said to be hobgoblin’d – laughter at the idiot’s expense ensues.
the origins stem from the great hobgoblin’ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic gl-ssy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the hobgoblin pub.
gl-ssy – hi guys! what time is everyone getting to the hobgoblin for?
everyone else – … hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha – standard hobgoblin-ing response
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