hoblow
arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of bl-w j-b, a “hoblow” is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.
after getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarr-ssment, dan’s nightly means of s-xual satiation veered quickly towards henry the hobo’s “special” nickel hoblows.
1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker
2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available — so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)
1.)
dude 1: d-mn, that ho-blow be good shiznit!!
dude 2: what are you, on crack?!!
2.) dude 3: hang up a sec… i gotta ho-blow my nose…
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