hobnob


hobn-b v 1. to mingle, usually with the upper cl-ss of society.

the verb hobn-b originally meant “to drink together” and occurred as a varying phrase, hob or n-b, hob-a-n-b, or hob and n-b, the first of which is recorded in 1763.
“after the opera, we hobn-bbed with the foreign heads-of-state.”
one who schmoozes but with so many people that no real connection is made
rob was hob n-bbing it all night long and everyone in the bar likes him but knows he has nothing meaningful to say.
1. to get hit in the head.

2. to perform oral s-x.
1. “dude, that baseball bat hob n-bbed wally so hard that he almost copped death.”

2. she hob n-bbed his unit last night.
another word for tea bagging when you consider how often do you re-dunk a tea bag compared to a biscuit, specially a hobn-b.
that’s called a hobn-b then
an unusually girthy p-n-s, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.
i could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobn-b.
like a hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobn-b can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a kn-b. it is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full kn-b.

can also be spelt as hobkn-b.
“mate, you’re a bit of a hobn-b.”
a boy or girl that is bis-xual bats for both teams

hob: v-g-n-
n-b: d-ck

see also: n-b-n-b and hob-hob
person one: i fansy boys and girls
person two: your a hob-n-b then
person one: cool! =
person two: mhmm.

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