Hobo Chili
any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. ingredients can include: pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, gr-ss, fingers.
best served with a vintage merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
crazy homeless man: “a dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? oh, it’s hobo chili time!”
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