hobo pizza


a true hobo pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. they put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. then they all jerk off in unison and j-zz on the pizza. then they eat it.
i made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. who’s up for some hobo pizza.

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