Hobo points


a scoring system used to rank the stench of a repugnant smell, usually a fart. scale goes from 1-50. can also be used to rank the hygeine of a person/thing
man, wes f-ckin cracked one off in the car and it was like 50 hobo points.

don’t go in there, that bathroom is like 25 hobo points.

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