Hobo Surprise


when partying with a large group of friends, the first person to p-ss out is presented with the hobo surprise. a used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person’s face. similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!
katherine was given a hobo surprise much to the delight of her colleagues.
the delightful parcel created when you purchase and eat a packaged lunch (such as fast food take-out), and put all the wrappings, crusts, and other leftovers into the largest package when you are finished, so that a garbage-sifting vagrant may find a delightful meal at a later time.
“mcdonalds has the best hamburger clamsh-lls for making hobo surprise!” said danielle, an avid philanthropist.
when a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of s-m-n falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
“peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it”

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