Hoboken Hammer
s-xual act where the male partner, having covered his p-n-s in alfredo sauce and wrapped it in fettucini proceeds to slap this rather unique culinary masterpiece upon both the forehead and -n-s of the female partner…the order in which each area is slapped is not significant.
“she wants you to treat her to a nice dinner, eh? hey, why don’t you take her down to luigi’s place and give her the hoboken hammer! badaboom, badabing!”
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