Hoboner
a h-m-s-xual b-n-r. a b-n-r for girls. usually gay people get the b-n-r.
guy: dayum! that girl is h-o-t!
girl: i just got a hob-n-r from her s-xy body!
when a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hob-n-r;
or
when a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
this guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. i think he had a hob-n-r!
you know that chick who lives in the frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? man, have i got a hob-n-r for her!
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