Hobo’s Hand Grenade
the action in which someone sh-t’s in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. preferably done by hobo’s.
“duck and cover! eddie nit just sh-t in a crisp packet. there’s a hobo’s hand grenade incoming!”
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