hobo’s kiss


when water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.
“i had no other choice, so i had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. unfortunately, i heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo’s kiss. i now have some sort of -ss disease, i’m sure of it.”

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