Hobosexual
adjective. the opposite of metros-xual; one who cares little for one’s own appearance.
examples: michael moore, peter jackson.
first doc-mented hobos-xual – john the baptist.
a no good p-ssionate b-m
judge: “what grounds do you have for divorce mrs. jones?”
mrs. jones: “my husband is a hobos-xual, your honor”
judge: “don’t you mean h-m-s-xual, mrs. jones?”
mrs. jones: “no your honor, i mean hobos-xual. he’s just a no good, p-ssionate b-m”
the attraction to homeless people.
there’s just something about that musty smell.
firend: i have something to tekll you.
other friend: what?
friend: i’m a hobos-xual.
other friend: wtf is that?
friend: ya know that guy that lives under that overp-ss by the mall?….
any person who has s-x with a homeless person for thrills, the dirtier the better.
my friend jacob is such a gay hobo-s-xual.
gabe saporta.
“metro s-xual………… hobo s-xual !” – gabe saporta
a person who enjoys the s-xual company of a homeless man or woman.
i just love ho-bo’s love stick
homeless man who will perform gay s-xual acts for soup.
all the guys at work called brian a hobos-xual because he could not wait for shower time to earn his next meal.
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