hobrosexual


n. a male h-m-s-xual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heteros-xual “bro” counterparts. the hobros-xual “bros out” with the heteros-xual bros and sometimes out-bros the heteros-xual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic “faaaabulous” side which heteros-xuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
“dude, bro! todd just motorboated that hot girl that ethan was trying to pop at! tha’s my dawg!!! nothing like seeing ethan get c-ckblocked by todd…todd’s the best hobros-xual around!!!

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