hockey carlton
while blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your p-n-s forming a j-zz mustache on the receiver. while performing this precision shot you have to yell “slap shot b-tch!” hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. carlton comes from carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.
hockey carlton
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