Hockey Fight
making the ugly girl your about to have s-x with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. so during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.
chase: i heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?
kyle: haha ya i didn’t notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.
2 more definitions
the only thing men are willing to watch “on ice”
scenario 1:
guy1 – “dude, did you see disney-on-ice yesterday? it was awesome!”
guy2 – “your a dousche bag…”
secenario 2:
guy1 – “dude did you see the sabres/toronto game last night?”
guy2 – “h-ll yeah, kaleta f-cked kessel’s sh-t up! did you see his tooth come out? i love hockey fights.”
the act of pulling someone’s shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.
as the fight grew to a climax, bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled jim’s sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.
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