hockster


contraction of hockey and hipster.

a person who obsesses over the sport of hockey as a fad or for means of short term social benefits.
winnipegger 1: oh man, jets are back! i just bought home and away jerseys.

winnipegger 2: the jets aren’t back, they moved to phoenix in ’97. stop being a hockster and drink your canadian beer.

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