Hocktard


extremely obcessed hockey fans who have no life, bad hygene, low iq, no sense of style and repet-tive habits such as, coming to the game 2 hours before doors open only sit in their vehicle, sitting at the same table and eating the same fried, fatty foods for their already obese bodies, and getting their special season ticket holder “mug club” mug refilled with pop for $1 all season long. they may also overreact should another patron sit at “their” table.
uh oh, doors must be open because here come the hocktards again.

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