HOD
hand on d-ck or hod is a term used for when you’re on the computer but zone out while watching p-rn.
used like afk or brb.
random#1: hey jim, are you there? we pulled the boss.
jim: oh hold on guys, hod.
hop off my d-ck (stop f-cking annoying me)
dominic: why didn’t you text me today?????
emily: hod
get off my jock
“hang over dump” – after a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, p–ps that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. this pooh is smellier and larger than normal p–ps and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
white regis: “dude i can’t remember anything from wet’n’wild camping”
brown regis: “me either man but i just had the biggest hod it looked like my family’s christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus”
abbreviation for “hop off d-ck” aka leave me the f-ck alone
person 1: (watching someone’s conversation)
person 2: hod!
head on demand (oral s-x when requested )
h.o.d. is essential for a good relationship
to be greatly insulted or put down by another.
“eat a d-ck b-tch!”
“daaamn man! you just got ho’d!”
hop of d-ck
ayee niqqa can i cuff
me- l naw h.o.d b-tch unless yu tryina suck a d-ck
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