hodgemoto
the alpha and omega, the lord of those who need lording. the one that chuck norris goes to for answers
i thought i was kewl, but hodgemoto did not decree it thusly
a person who thinks that they are cool but are in fact a really huge f-g.
wow look at that guy over there. he’s such a hodgemoto.
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