hoe-beater
an object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a “f-cking great catch”. some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. hoes are detremental to your health.
warning: does not prevent or protect against std’s if said hoe does come into contact with you.
side note: there has been talk of “left for head” game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from s-x toys and d-ld-s to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
“i never leave home without my hoe-beater.”
“when snooki approached me, i just pulled out my hoe-beater.”
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