hoe-boner


when your chilling and some really hot sl-ts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can’t have s-x with them cause you know they have one std or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-b-n-r back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy sh-t dude, gross!!!!!

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