Hoe-dar
an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.
as the cheerleaders p-ssed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.
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the female equivilant to a male “gaydar”
soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, sk-nks, wh-r-s, sl-ts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
guy oh my gosh did you see that girl? she was a total wh-r-.
girl no… she wasnt
guy dude, she totally was- did you see her?
girl i have a hoedar… she was just dressed like a sl-t, she wasnt really one.
guy oh… dang
a word used whenever you see a hoe, a.k.a. a guy/girl that has played you horrendously; a wh-r-/manwh-r-; a sl-t; a hoebag; a douchebag; a sk-nk; and cannot actually say their name out loud in case of a terrible gossiping tragedy or in fear of they themselves knowing they are a hoe, even though they should know already.
samantha: oh, there goes ryan!
tara and alex: beep beep beep beep! it looks like our hoedars are going off!
the female equivilant to a male “gaydar”
soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, sk-nks, wh-r-s, sl-ts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
guy oh my gosh did you see that girl? she was a total wh-r-.
girl no… she wasnt
guy dude, she totally was- did you see her?
girl i have a hoedar… she was just dressed like a sl-t, she wasnt really one.
guy oh… dang
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