hoe gear


ridiculously impractical “armor” generally worn by female characters in rpgs. often exposes large amounts of skin, including but not limited to short shorts/skirts, bikini tops, and skintight leather suits.
d-mn, i wish i could equip my female mage with something other than hoe gear! oh well, guess i’ll make a male character instead.

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