Hoe Lantern
a hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. this hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
a hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.
a hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
a hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
hoe lanterns… just the worst.
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