hoe-lateral damage
when a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
guy #1 – “did you get her phone number?”
guy #2 – “naw man, i started talking to another girl in front of her and she got p-ssed off.”
guy #1 – “hard break. that’s some hoe-lateral damage.”
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