Hoefly
a man who shares many traits with a piece of human fesces, aka sh-t. for example, a piece of sh-t is rarely funny and often appalling to look at. a hoefly often has a girlfriend he believes to be faithful but who is in actuality a giant c-m-guzzling sl-twh-r-.
also, much as human fesces has a foul odor, a hoefly also has a foul odor. the noises produced by a defecating human are also similar to the noises produced by a hoefly.
all the girls are leaving this party because of hoefly. lets kill him.
or
dude you smell like hoefly take a f-cking shower. twice.
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