hoehness


pr-nounced “hoeh” like the first three letters of “hoof” not “hoop”, with “ness” hoo-ness.
1) a type of geek, normally male (but not always) who is overly involved in what he is doing.
2) this definition is when “hoehness” is used behind a describing noun-someone who’s knowledge is vast about a certain topic. i.e. “that professor is a biology hoehness.”
3) a kind of loser who’s attempts to forward his position always unwittingly backfire, normally in front of an audience, but not neccesarily.
1) the bowler with all the gear on his arm, drying his fingers on the air blower, is a hoehness.
2)that wild red wings fan in the stands wearing the goalie mask is a hockey-hoeness.
3)look at the guy who fell off the curb trying to hail a taxi…what a hoehness!

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