hoes before bros
1. when a guy does the opposite of the “bros before hoes” rule.
2. a guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.
“alex is p-ssy-whipped, man. sarah’s always got him hoes before bros.”
4 more definitions
leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls
dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this n-gg- left us at this sh-tty movie?
yeah dude.
hoes before bros? thats f-cked up.
the acknowledgement that while a male friend’s companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with s-x with a woman.
could also be called: dates before mates
“dude, i know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out.”
“understood, man. hoes before bros.”
“hoes before bros.”
rules for girls, don’t ditch your friends to get the boy you like. or if two girls like the same boy, they don’t fight over him.
sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before d-cks etc!
girl #1: i like him so much
girl #2: i do too!
girl #1: hey! hoes before broes, let’s not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
girl #2: that’s going to be hard, but i agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! i don’t wanna lose you!
girl #1: he’s not worth a fight between us! friendships always last longer!
a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend
-by giselle-
nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?
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