HOfessional
a woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. she masters this to perf-cktion.
but this type of woman is not to be confused with a sl-t. a hofessional doesn’t f-ck around just for the h-ll of it. no, a hofessional is a lady in every sense of the word. she’s smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good f-ck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) christina aguilara and joss stone: they both slept around with music producers to further their career. but i’m not mad at them…they’re millionaires now! common wh-r-s could learn a thing or two from them.
2) jennifer lopez: we all knew that sh-t with p. diddy wouldn’t last. she wanted to become a music star and d-mn if f-cking puffy didn’t help her -ss! she dropped diddy when she was done getting what she needed. the true mark of a hofessional.
3) c-ssie: this little diva can’t sing for sh-t, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. i know many ask “who did this girl f-ck to get so famous?” the answer is ryan leslie. but no hating here..she’s a star now. go girl!
other hofessionals: britney spears, buffy the body, and a long list of others.
a term used by the most upscale hookers of america.
to be a very good ho, call-girl, or escort.
the term used by “kristen” aka ashley alexandra dupre, a call girl from new yorks emperors club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
mack: hey mercedes, aren’t you a little worried about your job as an escort?
mercedes: no. not really. i know what i’m doing. i’m a ho-fessional.
a term used by the most upscale hookers of america.
to be a very good ho, call-girl, or escort.
the term used by “kristen” aka ashley alexandra dupre, a call girl from new yorks emperors club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
mack: hey mercedes, aren’t you a little worried about your job as an escort?
mercedes: no. not really. i know what i’m doing. i’m a ho-fessional.
a woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. she masters this to perf-cktion.
but this type of woman is not to be confused with a sl-t. a hofessional doesn’t f-ck around just for the h-ll of it. no, a hofessional is a lady in every sense of the word. she’s smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good f-ck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) christina aguilara and joss stone: they both slept around with music producers to further their career. but i’m not mad at them…they’re millionaires now! common wh-r-s could learn a thing or two from them.
2) jennifer lopez: we all knew that sh-t with p. diddy wouldn’t last. she wanted to become a music star and d-mn if f-cking puffy didn’t help her -ss! she dropped diddy when she was done getting what she needed. the true mark of a hofessional.
3) c-ssie: this little diva can’t sing for sh-t, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. i know many ask “who did this girl f-ck to get so famous?” the answer is ryan leslie. but no hating here..she’s a star now. go girl!
other hofessionals: britney spears, buffy the body, and a long list of others.
a term used by the most upscale hookers of america.
to be a very good ho, call-girl, or escort.
the term used by “kristen” aka ashley alexandra dupre, a call girl from new yorks emperors club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
mack: hey mercedes, aren’t you a little worried about your job as an escort?
mercedes: no. not really. i know what i’m doing. i’m a ho-fessional.
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