hoffed
the act of setting someone’s computer background with a picture of david h-sselhoff.
i hoffed everton’s laptop this morning. you should have seen the look on his face.
bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the hoff on his computer. we hoffed him real good!
to be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/h-m-erotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in germany, with the exchange of full colour hoff calendars between loved ones on valentines day.
‘arrgh! melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i’m perverted!’
to get belligerently drunk, david h-sselhoff-style
i don’t know about you guys but i plan on getting hoffed tonight.
hey did you hear marc got hoffed last night? that’s why he’s not in today.
i was so hoffed up last night.
when a manager links to definithing’s hoffed definition in a corporate training doc-ment and his employees get to read about using dried j-zz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.
ken hoffed the sh-t out of that training doc-ment.
step 1: tattoo “naruto!” on your d-ck
step 2: draw gl-sses on their -ss
step 3: scream yippie kay ay mother f-ckers! while b-tts-x is happening
step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried j-zz
step 6: repeat forever
trevor: man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can’t get the leg hairs off of my ween!
christy: you can hoff me any time, i’ll supply the leg hairs yo!
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