Hoffing
to act like a total jack-ss while drunk or intoxicated.
question: mommy, why is dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?
answer: honey, daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
the act of being fly.
you look hoffing in that shirt.
to get ones bare b-tt cheaks autographed by david h-sselhoff.
i collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing
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