Hoffman
clever, kind, and honest.
a hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
“hey do you want to hang out with hoffman” -chuck
“hey you know better than to h-ssel the hoff” -bill
hoffman
a small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad heroin that will kill you instantly.
joe: hey bro, there’s a new type of haaaairy-win on the market called “hoffman”, supposedly it’s great shiz!.
jim: imma try it bra!.
(later that night… –dead–)
a misunderstood individual most often hated for.his sense of humor and personality people think of him as an -sshole very strict and enforces rules by the book
that hoffman is a real hard -ss
noun: a person who feigns competence in any area of life but is truly inept. a one-upper and general douchebag. a hater that talks behind your back.
bill- man i cant believe what just happened to me i just got a raise and then…
jason- (interrupting) thats so weird because when i got a raise last week i bought a boat.
bill- shut the f-ck up hoffman.
rick- yo bill you should have heard what jason said about you when you were in the bathroom.
bill- thats guys such a f-cking hoffman
a hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jack-ss,-sshole,loser, jerks etc
they act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. they are very hot-headed so don’t p-ss one off unless you’re doing it for fun which most people do anyways. even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you’ve done to them.
they are very inept.
they’re fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
dylan: wtf, y u spill c-ke over my f-kin pants feggit!
peter: dude, i’m sorry, i’ll get you another c-ke for free as an apology
dylan: hey f-k tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own c-ke and not 1 from u f-g.
peter: whatever, i’m leaving , hoffman.
tricks -ss hoe, wh-r-,sl-t,selfish,homewrecker, gold digger, someone who is extremely weak and indenial of there own problems.
did you see that hoffman walking around with sallys husband yesterday?
noun; a person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.
my veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. the pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. the professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.
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