hofix
when you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable -sshole by getting them laid.
“ann coulter would be so much less of a b-tch if they’d simply get her a hofix”
“i was in critical state until i deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays”
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