Hofmann
a b-tchy history teacher with a large nose. complains hourly about how sh-tty you are. beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
toucan sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn’t look like a canary compared to hofmann.
the act of using another mans scr-t-m to wrap around your aroused p-n-s for the purpose of m-st-rb-t–n.
that dude let me do a hofmann on him last night. he’s sick!
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