hog callin
hog callin, also known as “hoggin”, is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. doc-mented proof is required for judging the next day. pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
a group of friends and i went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. i won by baggin a 350 pounder!
hog callin, also known as “hoggin”, is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. doc-mented proof is required for judging the next day. pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
a group of friends and i went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. i won by baggin a 350 pounder!
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