Hog humper
a type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having s-x with pigs. similar to the one worn by ‘sh-ggy’ in scobby-doo.
wow – check out that guys hog humper!
ifun yours goin’ t’ court tomorrow – best shave off that hog humper boy!
dang – watch that weldin’ torch earl! d-mn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
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